New Lady Friend

"New Lady Friend"

An old man and old woman met after both became
residents at a retirement home. They began to get
pretty friendly, and really enjoyed each others company.

After about 3 weeks of getting to know each other, the
old man said to the woman, "I know we are both old
and can't do much sexually anymore, but if I pulled
out my pecker , would you hold it?"

The woman did not see what that would hurt, so she
said she would. Every day for the next month the
couple would sit in the park by the lake and the old
woman would hold the man's pecker .

One day the man didn't show up at their regular meeting
place. The woman became concerned and set out to
search for him. Further down the shore she spotted him
sitting on a bench, with another woman beside him.
She walked up to the bench to find his pecker in the
other woman's hand.

This upset her very much and she yelled at the old man,
"We have been together for 2 months now, I thought we
were getting along just fine. Now I find you here with this
other woman. What does she have that I don't?"

"Parkinson's!" replied the old man with a smile.
Received on Wed Aug 15 06:43:46 2007