Two Ministers

"Two Ministers"

Two minister pass on the way to do their Sunday
service. One drives. On rides a bike.

One Sunday the driver see his friend walking.
He stops and asks, " Where is your bike ? "

The reply, " I think one of my flock has stolen my bike. "

After a moments consideration: " Preach a strong
sermon on the ten commandments and stress
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL ."

The following Sunday he is on his bike . The
driver pulls over and says,

"I see our plan worked. "

"Not exactly . When I came to THOU SHALT NOT
COMMIT ADULTERY, I remember where I left my Bicycle! "
Received on Mon Aug 6 07:22:49 2007