Hurt Teacher

"Hurt Teacher"

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear
a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit
under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his
shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students
in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom,
he opened the window as wide as possible and then
busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze
made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled
the tie to his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that term.

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"Letter to Dad"
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Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$
and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply
can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like,
you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to
hear from you.

Love, Your $on.
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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and
oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr
student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of
kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never
study eNOugh.

Love, Dad
Received on Sat Aug 4 08:31:23 2007