Check Me Out

"Check Me Out"

A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.

She headed for the express line where the clerk
was talking on the phone with his back turned to her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you
check me out, please?"

The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked
her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."

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"Driving Hazard"

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I
looked over to my left and there was a woman in
a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in
my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!
Received on Fri Aug 3 04:57:45 2007