Being a Tripod

"Being a Tripod"

A midget went into a whorehouse.

None of the girls really wanted to serve him Finally
they drew lots and Mitzi was unlucky and went up
to the room with him.

A minute later, there was a loud scream.

The Madam and all of the girls charged up the
staircase and into the room. Mitzi lay on the floor
in a dead faint.

Standing next to the bed was the midget, undressed
and with a three foot member hanging down and
almost touching the floor. The girls were
dumbfounded by the sight.

Finally, one of them regained her composure to
say, "Sir, would you mind if we felt it? We've never
seen anything like that before."

The midget sighed.

"Okay, honey; But only touching. No sucking.
I used to be six feet tall!"
Received on Thu Apr 26 07:31:30 2007