Creative Husband

"My Husband"

Recently moved to a new city, I was eager to meet
people. So one day I struck up a conversation with
the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two
men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to her,

"There's my husband."
Then I added, "The thin one--not the fat one."

After a slightly uncomfortable silence she replied,
"And that's my husband - the fat one."

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"Creative Husband"

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a
night-light into a conch shell I found on the beach.
My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the
next yard sale, it was the first thing she put out.

I felt vindicated when a woman kept coming
back to check it out and finally bought it.

"That'll look great in your home," I said.

"Oh," she replied. "It's not for me." My bridge
club is having a charity sale, and we were
asked to bring the most hideous thing we
could find. What I have here is the winner!"
Received on Fri Apr 20 09:00:13 2007