Phone Survey

"Phone Survey"

My sister does a lot of telephone calling.

She called the phone company about something,
and they were so polite hat she thought she had
the wrong number.

Five minutes later a survey company called and
said, "They don't know but we are conducting a
follow-up survey."

"Oh, they know," she interrupted.

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"A Problem With Bicycle Mittens"

I have a pair of "lobster claws"; thickish bicycle gloves
which hold my index and middle fingers in one sleeve,
and my pinky and ring finger in a second. This keeps
all my fingers warmer.

However, my daughter asked how I could bike in
these gloves.

I explained to her that you don't really need much
manual dexterity to ride a bicycle.

The sweet little thing that she is, she said,

"What do you do if a driver cuts you off?"
Received on Fri Apr 6 07:31:58 2007