Signs You've Bought A Bad Car

"New Model"

One coworker was talking to another coworker
by the water cooler one day. He said, "My uncle
in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took
the engine from a Ford, the transmission from
an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the
exhaust system from a Plymouth."

The other coworker replied, "Really? What did
he get?"

"Fifteen years."

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"Signs You've Bought A Bad Car"

~ Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.

~ The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.

~ The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.

~ The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This
Piece of Junk."

~ The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday
abacus.

~ Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking.

~ The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included."

~ You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coal.

~ You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.

~ When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.
Received on Wed Apr 4 03:48:19 2007