Delivery Room

"Delivery Room"

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her
baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an
afro.

The doctor said, "Mam, have you ever slept with a
black man?" She said, "Well, yes, but only once."

"Once is all it takes" he replied.

Then the torso came out and it was yellow. "Maam,
have you ever slept with an Asian man?" the doctor
asked.

"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he said.

When the legs came out they were red. The doctor
asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian and
she said only once and he replied that that was all
it took.

Well, he pulled the kid out and held it upside down
and slapped its bottom to make it cry.

"Oh, thank heavens," she exclaimed, "at least it
doesn't bark!"
Received on Mon Apr 2 06:25:24 2007