Feed'n The Pigs

"About Forrest"

On a bookstore display shelf, my five-year-old
daughter spotted a book on John F. Kennedy,
with a picture showing him in the Oval Office.

"I know him," she said.

Surprised she recognized him, I added:
"Yes, he was very important.
He was President of the United States."

"I know he was important," she agreed.

"How did you know that?" I asked.

"Because," she replied, "I saw him shake
hands with Forrest Gump."

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"No Eggs"

A farmer rings up the vet and says, "Two of me
chickens have stopped laying eggs.'"

The vet says, "Really, how do you know?"

The farmer says, "I just ran over the bastards
with my tractor."

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"Feed'n The Pigs"

A man passing an orchard noticed a farmer with
a herd of pigs gathered around his feet. The farmer
was holding a pig up above his shoulder so it could
bite off an apple. Then, he put the pig down and
raised another, then another.

The passerby shouted to the farmer: "Why don't you
just shake the tree and let the apples fall on the
ground? That would save a lot of time."

The farmer responded, "What do pigs care about
time?"
Received on Thu Sep 28 10:37:23 2006