Cab Fare

"Cab Fare"

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an
arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway
down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop
at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and
slammed the door. Checking his rear view
mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to
see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting
in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Union Station," answered the woman.

"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in
the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked,
"Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked,
and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the
front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does
*THIS* answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got
anything smaller?"
Received on Thu Sep 28 10:36:04 2006