Latex Gloves

"Latex Gloves"

As the dentist came into the room of his next
patient, an elderly lady, he noticed she was
looking very nervous so he decided to tell
her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?"
he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China
with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand
sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, and then peel off the gloves and throw
them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well, I tried," he thought.

But about five minutes later, during a delicate
portion of the dental procedure, she burst out
laughing.

"What is so funny?" he asked.

"I was just picturing how condoms are made!"
she said.
Received on Tue Sep 26 17:40:46 2006