The LeRoy Brothers

"The LeRoy Brothers"

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get
aid. The office worker asked her, "How many
children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,
LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.

"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What
if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,'
and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for
dinner?"

"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she
answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do
something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their
last names!"
Received on Mon Sep 18 07:24:22 2006