Weather Predictions

"How May I Help You?"

A store manager overheard a clerk saying
to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't
had any for some weeks now, and it
doesn't look as if we'll be getting any
soon."

Alarmed by what was being said, the
manager rushed over to the customer
who was walking out the door and said,

"That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll
have some soon. In fact, we placed an
order for it a couple of weeks ago."

Then the manager drew the clerk aside
and growled, "Never, never, never, never
say we don't have something. If we don't
have it, say we ordered it and it's on its
way. Now, what was it she wanted?"

The clerk smiled and said,

"Rain..."

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"Weather Predictions"

An old Indian chief was famous for
predicting what the weather would do.
A group of people went up to the chief
and asked him, "What will the weather
be like tomorrow?"

The chief replied, "Much rain. Very wet."

The next day, it did rain and it was very wet.
Some more people went up to the chief
and asked, "What will the weather be like
tomorrow?"

"Much snow. Very cold."

Sure enough, it snowed and it was very
cold.

The next day, people were so impressed
with this, they asked him another time.

"Chief," they asked, "what will the weather
do tomorrow?"

The chief replied, "I dunno. Radio broken."
Received on Tue Sep 12 22:07:14 2006