The Blue Pills

"The Blue Pills"

Little Timmy is playing on the street when
he spots a package of certain blue pills pills.
Being a boy of the world, he immediately
recognizes the possibilities and approaches
his daddy:

"Dad, I just found these, and I'm willing to sell
them to you for 100 Dollars straight."

"Son, well, while this is a very good offer, I'm
in perfect physical health and not currently
needing those. Tell you what, go ask Grandpa."

So Timmy walks over and asks his grandfather:

"Gramps, I will sell you this package of V-ra
(blue pills) for 100 Dollars."

"Oh, thanks Timmy, but are you sure these will
work?"

"Gee, I don't know. But they do look like the ones
that were shown on TV!"

"Tell you what, Timmy, I'll try them tonight and if
they work OK, I'll give you the money tomorrow."

The next morning, Timmy visits his grandfather
again, and Gramps hands over $500 without
hesitation. Timmy is perplexed:

"But Gramps, I thought we agreed on 100
Dollars!"

"That's OK, Timmy, keep it, the rest is from
Grandma!"
Received on Fri Sep 8 07:05:19 2006