Do The Right Thing

"Do The Right Thing"

An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has
missed her period for 2 months. Very worried,
the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the
mother says "who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their
house, a mature and distinguished man with
gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother
and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me
of the problem. I can't marry her because of my
personal family situation but I'll take charge. I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa
and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him, "I don't suppose you let her try again?"
Received on Thu Sep 7 00:34:58 2006