It's Soooo Hot . . . . .

"It's Soooo Hot . . . . . "

The birds have to use potholders to pull
worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by
shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a
pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95° F (35° C)
and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in August it only takes 2
fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned
through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the
car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step
outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if
I get knocked out and end up lying on the
pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all
you have to do is pull one out and add butter,
salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens
crushed ice to keep them from laying
boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Received on Thu Sep 7 00:34:08 2006