She Was So Blonde That......

"She Was So Blonde That'

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

She put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to makeup her mind.

She told someone to meet her at the
corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.

She took a ruler to bed to see how
long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where
it says "sign here," she put 'Leo' .

If she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes
were around the home, she moved.

She wanted to visit a computer chat room,
but couldn't find one near her home.

She wore a bikini her first day in the car
pool.

She called the *hardware* store to check
on their stock of artificial nails.

She wanted to sign up as an *organ* donor,
but all she had was a guitar.

She called home from work, set down the
receiver, then sped home to see if Call
Waiting really worked.

She'd heard about the information
superhighway, but couldn't find it on her
map.

When told she would need a travel visa,
she asked, "Is Master Card ok?"

She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden
tools.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish
holiday.

She thought Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
company.

She thought Boyz II Men was a day care
center.

Under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She thought she needed a token to get on
"Soul Train."

She sold the car for gas money.

She studied for a blood test.... and failed.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she
thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

When she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice instead.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign
that said "Airport Left," she turned around
and went home.

She put beer in her waterbed so she'd
have a foam mattress.
Received on Tue Sep 5 12:46:17 2006