Business Proposal

"Business Proposal & Management Lesson"

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office. But
she had a boyfriend. One day Johnny got so
frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you."

But the girl said "NO WAY!" Johnny said, "I'll be
fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

The girl thought for a moment and said that she
would have to consult her boyfriend.

She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick
up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his pants down! Call me when you're done."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend
calls and asks, "What happened?"

She said, "The b*stard used coins!!!"

Management Lesson: Always consider
a business proposal in its entirety before
agreeing to it and getting screwed...
Received on Tue Sep 5 12:43:20 2006