Mystery Photo

"Kicking"

The old man staggered into the doctor's office,
leaning heavily on the arm of his son.

Slowly he made his way into the examination
room where the doctor appeared and asked
the old fellow how he felt.

"Well Doc, it's like this. I'm still kickin' all
right, but I ain't raising any dust."

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"Mystery Photo"

A old businessman enters a tavern, sits down
at the bar, and orders a double martini
on the rocks. After he finishes the drink,
he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he
orders the bartender to prepare another
double martini.

After he finishes that one, he again peeks
inside his shirt pocket and orders the
bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring
ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell
me why you look inside your shirt pocket
before you order a refill."

The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a
photo of my wife. When she starts to look
good, then I know it's time to go home."

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"Hearing Problems"

Seems an elderly gentleman had
serious hearing problems for a number
of years. He went to the doctor and the
doctor was able to have him fitted for
a set of hearing aids that allowed the
gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a
month to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect. Your family
must be really pleased that you can
hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh,
I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations.
So far, I've changed my will three times!"
Received on Sat Sep 2 00:53:00 2006