The Little Death

"The Little Death"

An older man was married to a younger woman.
After several years of a very happy marriage, he
had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that
in order to prolong his life, they should cut out
sex.

He and his wife discussed the matter and
decided that he should sleep in the family
room downstairs to save them both from
temptation.

One night, after several weeks of this, he
decided that life without sex wasn't worth
living. So he headed upstairs. He met his
wife on the staircase and said, "I was
coming to die."

She laughed and replied, "I was just coming
down to kill you!"
Received on Fri Sep 1 08:46:40 2006