And There will be Three

"And There will be Three"

The newly wed wife said to her husband when
he returned from work: "I have great news for
you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this
house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness
and kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the
happiest man in the world."

But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel that
way because tomorrow morning my mother
moves in with us."

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"Lost Glasses"

While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at
a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman
unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but
didn't miss them until they were back on the
highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around.

The old man fussed and complained all the way
back to the restaurant.

When they finally arrived, as the old woman got
out of the car to retrieve her glasses the old man
said, "While you're in there, you may as well get
my hat, too."
Received on Fri Oct 27 22:26:47 2006