Landing in Toronto

"Landing in Toronto"

The jumbo jet is just coming into an Airport in Toronto
on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the
intercom. "This is Capt. Johnson. We're on our final
descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying
with us today, and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.

He forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane
can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The
co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, watcha gonna
do in Toronto?"

Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this
conversation.

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the
hotel and take a dump. Then I'm gonna take that new
stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the
huge boobs. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her
back to my room, and shag her all night."

Everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new
stewardess.

She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of
the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom
off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's
bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run,
dear, he's gotta take a dump first!"
Received on Fri Oct 27 03:37:11 2006