Children's Letters

"Children's Letters"

1. Dear G~d,
Please put another holiday between Christmas
and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda

2. Dear G~d,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked
for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
Joyce

3. Dear Mr. G~d,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people
to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

4. G~d,
I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody
will tell me.
Love Alison

5. Dear G~d,
How did you know you were G~d? Who told you?
Charlene

6. Dear G~d,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house? Anita

7. Dear G~d,
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody
in the whole world. There are only 4 people in
our family and I can never do it.
Nancy

8. Dear G~d,
I like the story about Noah the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones. I like
walking on water, too.
Glenn

9. Dear G~d,
My Grandpa says you were around when he
was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

10. Dear G~d,
Do you draw the lines around the countries?
If you don't, who does?
Nathan

11. Dear G~d,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that
or was it an accident?
Norma

12. Dear G~d,
In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

13. Dear G~d,
How come you did all those miracles in the
old days and don't do any now?
Billy

14. Dear G~d,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different
summer camp this year.
Peter

15. Dear G~d,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each
other so much if they each had their own
rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry

16. Dear G~d,
I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come
yet. What's up? Don't forget.
Mark

17. Dear G~d,
My brother told me about how you are born
but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
Marsha

18. Dear G~d,
If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show
you my new shoes.
Barbara

19. Dear G~d,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you
just know him through the business?
Donny

20. Dear G~d,
I do not think anybody could be a better G~d
than you. Well, I just want you to know that I
am not just saying that because you are
already G~d.
Charles

21. Dear G~d,
It is great the way you always get the stars
in the right place. Why ! can't you do that
with the moon? Jeff

22. Dear G~d,
I am doing the best I can. Really !!!!
Frank

And, saving the best for last . .

23. Dear G~d,
I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset you made on
Tuesday night. That was really cool.
Thomas

"The Name of G~d"

NOTE for the curious ones: I do not spell out the name
of G~d out of respect to the Deity and not for any other
reasons. I do not do it to please somebody; I do it for
myself. I may be The Joke Mistress who occasionally
makes fun of the Deities, but I remain a deeply
spiritual person. Frankly, it is against my religion to
spell out the name of HaShem. For additional explanation,
please see http://www.ladyhawk.com/jan9.html

This is my position and I stand by it.
Received on Sun Oct 22 20:16:00 2006