In The Kitchen (revised)

"In The Kitchen"

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs
for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and
says, "You've got to make love to me --
this very moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my
lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment,
he embraces her and then gives it his all
on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns
to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was
that all about?"

She explains, "The 3 minute egg timer is broken!"
Received on Fri Oct 20 07:28:32 2006