How Old Am I

"How Old Am I"

A man of 60, decides to have a face lift and dye his
hair to look younger.

He goes out shopping one day, and walked into the local
store for some goods. He asked the young assistant
behind the counter, "Can you guess how old I am?"

She looks him up and down and says, "About 40,
I should guess."

Pleased with her response he says to her, "Well
actually, I'm 60." and leaves on a happy note, wishing
her farewell.

He decides then to catch a bus home, and whilst waiting
at the stop, an elderly lady approaches and joins him
in the queue. She asks him the time, and also tells
him it's her birthday, "I'm 75 years old today and I'm
just on my way back to the old folks home for a party."

He says to her, "You look good for your age. Happy
Birthday! Can you guess how old I am?"

She looks at him long and hard, and says, "Not by
looking at you, but if you let me feel inside your
pants, I'll tell you exactly how old you are."

This he agree's to, so she unzips his zipper and has
a good long hard feel.... Finally, she pulls away, takes
a tissue out of her purse, and gently wipes away the
perspiration from her forehead.

She says "Your 60 years old and if I'm not mistaken
you've had a face lift young man."

"How on earth could you possibly tell by doing what
you did???" he said.

"Oh that's easy, I was right behind you in the store
when you told that girl!!"
Received on Mon Oct 16 01:19:02 2006