Lottery Winning

"Lottery Winning"

A man rushes into his house and yells
to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things.
I just won the California lottery!"

Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm
weather or cold?"

The man responds, "I don't care. Just as
long as you're out of the house by noon!"

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"Funeral Service"

A funeral service is being held in a Church
for a woman who has just passed away. At the
end of the service the pall bearers are carrying
the casket out, when they accidentally bump
into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the
casket and find that the woman is actually
alive ...

She lives for ten more years, and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same Church,
and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers
are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking down the aisle the husband
cries out.....

"Watch out for that wall!!!"
Received on Sun Oct 15 01:27:23 2006