Fresh Dent

"Fresh Dent"

A man returned to his sports car to find a freshly
dented fender and this note under the windshield
wiper...

"The people who saw me hit your fender
are now watching me write this note, and
probably figure I'm giving you my name and
phone number so you can contact me and
send me the bill. You should live so long!"

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"Car Registration"

My name, Leone, is a feminine spelling of Leon,
which often causes confusion. When my car
registration arrived marked "M" for male, I sent
it back to the motor-vehicle bureau with this request:

"I am an 'F.' Would you please make the correction?"

The bureau promptly sent me another form.

It read: "Please give the reason for this change."

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"Fast Repair"

An auto mechanic received a repair order that said
to check for a clanking noise when going around
corners.

He took the car out for a test drive and made a
right turn, then a left turn, each time hearing a
loud clunk.

Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service
manager with this note:

"Removed bowling ball from trunk."
Received on Sat Oct 14 01:35:04 2006