Contemporary Art

"Contemporary Art"

A feisty little old lady was among a group looking
at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. One
of the contemporary paintings caught her eye and
she inquired of the tour guide, "What on earth is that?"

He smiled condescendingly. "That, dear lady, is
supposed to be a mother and child."

"Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"

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"Furniture Disease"

Max went into the doctor's office for his annual
checkup, and the Doc asked if there was
anything unusual he should know about.

So Max told the Doc that his suit must have
shrunk over the last year, because it didn't fit
when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.

The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in
a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."

"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a
single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case
of Furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?"
asked Max.

"That's when your chest starts sliding down
into your drawers."
Received on Wed Oct 11 08:21:22 2006