Just One Week

"Just One Week"

Three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one
newlywed, decide to join a particular church. All three
couples approach the priest and tell him of their
wishes.

"Of course we would love to have you all as new
members!" He replies,"However first you must all prove
your devotion to G~d by abstaining from sex for one
week."

All of the couples agree to these terms and go home.

The next Sunday the priest approaches them.

"So," he says to the elderly couple, "How did it go?"

The man answers, "It was a cakewalk!"

The priest congratulates them and asks the same
question of the middle-aged couple.

"Well, I can't say that it was easy, I've had to sleep
on the sofa these last few nights, but we made it!"

The priest congratulates the couple and turns to the
newlyweds.

"So," he asks, "how did you guys fare??".

"Well the first night wasn't too bad, I slept with my
back to her, the second night I had to go sleep on the
couch, on the third I slept in my car and the on the
fourth I stayed at the office. But on the day of the
fifth, I was watching my wife get a can of peaches off
the top shelf and her legs looked so good, then she
dropped the can and when she bent over to get it, it
was more than i could take. I lifted her skirt and
banged her right then and there!!"

"Well, son, while I can completely sympathize with you,
I am afraid you are no longer welcome in this church."

"Yeah, that's exactly what the manager at the grocery
store told me!" the man replied.
Received on Wed Nov 29 07:38:53 2006