It's a Flu Season

"Six Foot Cockroach"

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the
doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot
tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach
immediately punched him between the eyes and
scampered off.

The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the
doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the
cockroach was there again. This time, it punched him,
kicked him and karate chopped him before running away.

The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the
doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach
was there yet again. It leapt at him and stabbed him
several times before running off. The gravely injured man
managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an
ambulance.

He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his
life.

The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He
asked the man what happened, so the man explained
about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the
near fatal stabbing.

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's
a nasty bug going around."

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"It's a Flu Season"

How To Avoid It:

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and
veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps
build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day, and go for a swim.

Take the stairs instead of the elevator.

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open doors and windows
whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as
you can.

Get plenty of rest.

OR

Take your doctor's approach.

Think about it......
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

So.......

I walk to the liquor store... (exercise)

I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary... (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the bar patio...(fresh air)

Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)

Then pass out... (rest)

The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!

My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass
beats one in the arse!"
Received on Sun Nov 12 01:17:20 2006