Joe's Date

"Joe's Date"

Joe met a nice girl who worked for at carnival.
They quickly became attracted to each other,
and she invited Joe to her house.

When he got there, he noticed a few strange
things. First, he noticed that her hallway was
filled with those "funny mirrors" that make
you look tall and skinny, or short and fat.

He also noticed that her bedroom had
many shelves of fluffy toys.

That was the last thing he noticed before
she threw him on the bed. He screwed the
ever-lovin' daylights out of her, and when
he was done, he asked, "So,... how was it?"

And she said, "You can have anything from
the bottom shelf, unless you want to try
again and win something from the middle
shelf!"
Received on Tue May 30 09:19:38 2006