Toughest Hooker In The Yukon

"Toughest Hooker In The Yukon"

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a
Lonesome miner came down from the
mountains and walked into a saloon in
the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the
meanest toughest and roughest hooker
in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.
"We got her" replied the bartender. "She's
upstairs in the second room on the right.

The miner handed the bartender a gold
nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers.
He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the
stairs, kicked the door open on the second
door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for
the meanest roughest and toughest hooker
in the Yukon."

The woman inside the room looked at the
miner and said, "You found her!"

Then she stripped naked, bent over and
grabbed her ankles.

"How do you know I want that position first?"
asked the miner.

"I don't," replied the hooker, "but I thought
you might want to open those beers first."
Received on Tue May 16 04:53:36 2006