The Pharmacist

"The Pharmacist"

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the
pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world
do you need Cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to
poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide
to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us
in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you can NOT have any Cyanide?"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled
out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and
replied, " Well, now. You didn't tell me you
had a prescription."
Received on Tue Mar 21 08:44:14 2006