Lion Tamer

"Lion Tamer"

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and
two young people show up. One is a good
looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other
is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to
sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate
my last tamer so you guys better be good or
you're history. Here's your equipment; chair,
whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into
the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant
and begins to charge her. About half way there,
she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful
naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles.
He continues to lick her calves, legs, thighs, and up....
kisses everything and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says,
"I've never seen a display like that in my life." He
then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you
top that?"

The young man replies. "No problem, just get
that lion out of the way."
Received on Thu Mar 16 09:49:42 2006