Missing Parrot

"Short Legs"

Vernon goes to the pet store, looks around,
sees one he likes somewhat, and asks
the manager for help.

"I like this breed, but this one's legs are
too short" he says to the clerk.

"Too short?" asks the clerk. "They reach
the floor, don't they?"

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"Missing Parrot"

There once was a lady who was very
concerned about her missing parrot.

Not knowing what to do, she called 911.
"You gotta help me find my parrot!"

The operator patiently replied, "We can't
help you with that, ma'am. This number
only deals with emergencies."

But the lady persisted, and then the operator
told her not to be concerned, that the parrot
should fly back in a few days.

Then, out of desperation, the lady begged,
"But you don't understand! The only thing
he says is, "Here, kitty, kitty!!!"
Received on Sat Mar 11 07:50:05 2006