Bikers

"Bikers"

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits
down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking
around, he sees three men sitting at a corner
table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans
over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the
face and says: "I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the hallway butt naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one
bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time
and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy,
your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk
by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes
and says,

"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk."
Received on Fri Mar 10 06:51:47 2006