Compared with Gasoline

"Compared with Gasoline"

Do you think a gallon of gas is expensive?

Just put things a bit in perspective.

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .........$9.52 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 $10.00 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ....... $10.32 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 . $33.60 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .......$84.48 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ... $123.20 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?!
$21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even
know the source. (Did I mention that Evian
spelled backwards is Naive?)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad
your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or
Whiteout, or heaven forbid Pepto Bismal or
Nyquil!

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"Conductor"

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with
one drummer. He constantly gave this guy
personal attention and much advice, but his
performance simply didn't improve. Finally,
before the whole orchestra, he said,

"When a musician just can't handle his
instrument and doesn't improve when
given help, they take away the instrument,
give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the
percussion section,

"And if he can't handle even that, they take
away one of his sticks and make him a
conductor."
Received on Tue Jun 27 06:43:09 2006