Honeymoon Night

"Honeymoon Night"

John and Mary had been high school
sweethearts, but they never had sex.

"We'll have to wait until we are married,"
she told him.

So he waits.

They are engaged three years, and finally
the big day rolls around. On their wedding
night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and
says "I have some bad news. I have my
period, and I don't want our first time to be
all bloody!"

John says, "You're kidding!"

Mary says, "We'll just have to wait a bit longer."

Mary goes to sleep, and wakes up at 3:00 am
to get a drink. On her way back to bed, she
notices Johnny wide awake staring at the
ceiling.

"There's no use John," she said, "You might
as well go to sleep."

"I would, except my dick's so hard there's not
enough skin left to close my eyes!"
Received on Tue Jun 27 06:41:41 2006