Proud Dads

"Proud Dads"

Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy
leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are
left. The first guy says, "I was worried that my
son was going to be a loser because he
started out washing cars for a local dealership.
Turns out that he got a break, they made him
a salesman, and he sold so many cars that
he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so
successful that he just gave his best friend
a new Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy says, "I was worried about
my son too because he started out raking
leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE got a
break, they made him a commissioned
salesman, and he eventually bought the
real estate firm. In fact, he's so successful
that he just gave his best friend a new
house for his birthday."

The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My
son started out sweeping floors in a
brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that
he just gave HIS best friend a million in
stock for his birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the can. The
first 3 explain that they are telling stories
about their kids, so he says, "Well, I'm
embarrassed to admit that my son is a
MAJOR disappointment. He started out as
a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser
after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that
he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends.

But, I try to look at the bright side: his
boyfriends just bought him a new
Mercedes, a new house, and a million
in stock for his birthday."
Received on Wed Jun 14 07:45:34 2006