The Mini Skirt

"The Mini Skirt"

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a
beautiful young woman was waiting for the
bus. She was decked out in a tight leather
mini skirt with matching tight leather boots
and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn
to get on the bus she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up
to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly
embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
bus driver she reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again she tried to make the step onto the bus
to discover she still could not make the step.
So, a little more embarrassed she once again
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
little more. And for a second time she
attempted the step and once again, much to
her chagrin she could not raise her leg
because of the tight skirt.

So with a coy little smile to the driver she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind
her in the line picked her up easily from the
waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the
would-be hero, screeching at him "How dare
you touch my body!! I don't even know who
you are!! "

At this the Texan drawled, " Well ma'am, normally
I would agree with you but after you unzipped my
fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
Received on Wed Jun 14 07:45:03 2006