Important Business Study

"Influence"

Five Jewish men influenced the history
of Western civilization.

Moses said the law is everything.

Jesus said love is everything.

Marx said capital is everything.

Freud said sex is everything.

Einstein said everything is relative.

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"Important Business Study"

The National Science Foundation announced
the following study results on corporate
America recreation preferences:

1. Sport of choice for maintenance level
employees: bowling.

2. Sport of choice for front line workers:
football.

3. Sport of choice for supervisors:
baseball.

4. Sport of choice for middle management:
tennis.

5. Sport of choice for corporate officers:
golf.

CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the
corporate structure, the smaller your balls.
Received on Mon Jun 12 07:36:59 2006