Anthill Golfing

"Anthill Golfing"

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed
on an anthill.

Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it
where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds
of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the
spot. Everything but the golf ball. It sat in the
same spot.

So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds
of dirt and sand and ants went flying again.
The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the
other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"

Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but
I'm going to get on the ball."

***********************************************

"I Was Yelling, But You Didn't Even Look"

A man was about to tee off on the golf course
when he felt a tap on his shoulder a man
handed him a card that read "I am a deaf
mute. May I play through, please?"

The first man angrily gave the card back,
and communicated that, "No, he may NOT
play through, and that his handicap did not
give him such a right."

The first man whacked the ball onto the green
and left to finish the hole. Just as he was
about to put the ball into the hole he was hit
in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked
around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking
at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand
holding up 4 fingers.
Received on Sun Jun 11 10:06:39 2006