The Spoon

"The Spoon"
A Classic

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the
only open table. As he sat down, he
knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow.

A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket,
pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the
table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the
waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had
that efficiency expert out, he determined that
17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the
table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we
save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the
waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion,
but do you know that you have a string hanging
from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that
the same efficiency expert determined that we
spend too much time washing our hands after
using the men's room. So, the other end of
that string is tied to my privates. When I need
to go, I simply pull the string to get my penis
out, go, and return to work. Since I don't actually
touch myself, there's no need to wash my hands.
Saves a lot of time."

"Wait a minute," said the diner. "How do you
get your penis back in your pants???"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I
use the spoon!!!"
Received on Thu Jun 1 08:48:36 2006