Hot Dogs for Nuns

"Hot Dogs for Nuns"

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA
by boat and one says to the other, "I hear
that the people of this country actually eat
dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we
shall live in America, we might as well do
as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically,
the mother superior points to a hot dog
vendor and they both walk towards the cart.

"Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor
is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps
both hot dogs in foil and hands them over
the counter.

Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and
begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush and then, staring at it
for a moment, leans over to the other nun
and whispers cautiously, "Er... What part
of the dog did you get?"
Received on Mon Jul 17 01:22:46 2006