Lawyer's Dog

"Lawyer's Dog"

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed
a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher
recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor
of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his
neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a
roast from my butcher shop, would you be
liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much
was the roast?"

"$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check
in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an
invoice that read: Legal Consultation
Service: $150.

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"Definitions"

There were three men at a bar. One man got
drunk and started a fight with the other two
men. The police came and took the drunk
guy to jail.

The next day the man went before the judge.
The judge asked the man, "Where do you
work?"

The man said, "Here and there."

The judge asked the man, "What do you
do for a living?"

The man said, "This and that."

The judge then said, "Take him away."

The man said, "Wait, judge, when will
I get out?"

The judge said to the man, "Sooner or later..."
Received on Mon Jul 17 01:21:42 2006