Age Old Secret

"Age Old Secret"

A woman walked up to a little old man
rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't
help noticing how happy you look," she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he
said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week,
eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How
old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

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"My Knee Hurts"

Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's
office and said, "Doc, my knee hurts so
bad, I can hardly walk!"

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to
toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson,
just how old are you?"

"98!" Johnson announced proudly.

The doctor just sighed, and looked at
him again. . .

Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean,
just look at you. You're practically one
hundred years old, and you're complaining
that your knee hurts? Well, what did you
expect?"

The old man said, "Well, my other knee
is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!"
Received on Tue Jul 11 06:42:03 2006