The Flight

"The Flight"

A pompous minister was seated next to
a redneck on a flight across the country.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders
were taken. The redneck asked for a
whiskey and soda, which was brought
and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister
if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by ten brazen
wh*res than let liquor touch these lips."

The redneck then handed his drink back to the
flight attendant and said, "Heck, me too. I didn't
know we had that choice!"
Received on Thu Jan 26 07:45:34 2006