Small English Mistakes

"Small English Mistakes"

I was walking to school and suddenly a
beautiful woman cut my eye.

She said she doesn't like fringe kissing.
She prefers kissing men without tongues.

He always erupts before I am finished talking.

We were lovers, but now he is my biggest
enema!

My father met us at the airport and gave
me a big hog. Then he hogged my wife.

We live on the sex floor. Our apartment is
small but we have a nice view.

He lifted the veal off her face and gave
her a big kiss.

Unfortunately, the school board was forced
to cut fifteen percent off all teachers.

Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!

I like you more better. My other English tutor
won't correct my grandma.

It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders
threw up high into the air.

Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about
that. Once a car starts lusting, there's no way
to stop it.

You can't sleep with me because it is too
crowded. But you can probably sleep with
my sister. That's what most of my friends
do when they visit.
Received on Wed Jan 25 08:47:34 2006