Life's Lessons

"Life's Lessons"

1. If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't
send your bid by FedEx.

2. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper,"
this problem cannot be resolved by continuously
clicking the "OK" button.

3. If you want your refrigerator's ice maker to
work, you need to hook it to a water source. Air
doesn't make good ice unless it is mixed with
water.

4. No matter how much data you add to your
laptop, it will not get heavier.

5. A bad place to store your emergency backup
diskette is on the underside of your desk
drawer, secured by a large magnet.

6. It's okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera
on a boat.

7. When your PC says "You have mail," don't
go to the company mail room and look for a
package.

8. The French version of Netscape Navigator
doesn't translate English language web
pages into French.

9. If you're in the armed services, and it's
April 1st, and you get an E-Mail message
to call Colonel Sanders for new orders, don't.

10. If you go to the computer store to buy a
mouse pad, you don't have to specify whether
it's for a Windows or a Macintosh.
Received on Sun Jan 22 10:25:11 2006